~Captain Tarpoles~


The Phantom Menace


Hey, yousa! Stopa dare!

Noah gain, Jar Jar. Yousa goin tada bosses. Yousa in big doodoo dis time.

Your Honor, Queen Amidala of the Naboo.

Deysa comin!

Halt. Starting up the shield.

*gulps* Ouch time.

Fire!

*whistles*

Jar Jar, usen da booma!

Here. Taken dis one.

Jar Jar! Jump, Jar Jar, jump!

No giben up, General Jar Jar. Mesa tink of something.

Dohoh!

The control ship has been destroyed. Look!

*cheers*



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