~C-3PO~


The Phantom Menace  ~   Attack of the Clones



The Phantom Menace


Oh. Oh. Uh... Where is everybody?

Oh, hello. I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. How might I serve you?

Oh. Perfect.

I'm not sure this floor is entirely stable. Oh, hello. I don't believe we have been introduced.

R2-D2. A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations.

I beg your pardon, but what do you mean... naked?

My parts are showing? My goodness! Oh!

Why, certainly, Master Ani.

You know, I find that Jar Jar creature to be a little... odd.

You're quite right. He's very odd indeed.

Oh, my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you, they will never get me on one of those dreadfull spaceships.



Attack of the Clones


Oh! Um, uh, hello. How might I be of service? I am C-...

Oh, um... The maker! Oh, Master Ani! I knew you would return. I knew it! And Miss Padmé. Oh, my.

Bless my circuits! I'm so pleased to see you both.

Oh, um, I think prehaps we'd better go indoors. Master Owen, might I present two most important visitors.

It seems he is carrying a message from an... Obi-Wan Kenobi. Hmmm. Master Ani, does that name mean anything to you?

I'm not worried, R2. It's just I've never flown before.

My obtuse little friend, if they had needed our help, they would have asked for it, hmm? You obviously have a great deal to learn about human behavior.

For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount of thinking.

I am programmed to understand humans!

'What does that mean?' Oh! That means I am in charge here!

Hey, where are you going now? You don't know what's out there. Have you no sense at all? Oh, idiot!

Please wait.

Do you know where you're going?

Oh, my. Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, my goodness! Shut me down! Machines making machines. How perverse. Ugh! Oh! Calm down, R2. I almost fell. You'll get your chance to looooo.... Oh! I'm scrap. Uh! It's a nightmare! Ah, ah, ah! Oh, I want to go home! Ahh! Oh, what did I do to deserve this?

Hmm. I wonder what happened to poor little R2. He's always getting himself into trouble. Oops. Oh, no!

Oh! Oh, I'm so confused.

What's all this noise? A, a battle! Oh, there's been some terrible mistake! I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!

Die, Jedi dogs! Oh! What did I say?

Oh, dear. I'm terrible sorry about all this. Ohh! Excuse me? I'm trapped I can't up.

R2, what are you doing here?

What are you doing? Oh, stop that! You're going to strain something. My neck! Oh! Now where are you taking me?

Oh, this is such a drag.

Oh, I'm quite beside myself.

R2! Please be careful! You're singing my circuits.

Yes, but is my head on straight?

Oh, I've had the most peculiar dream.



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