Random Star Wars




Boba Fett is nice
But Han is ice
Obi-Wan is a ghost
And Jabba is the host
Luke and Leia are twins
The Rebel side wins
Yoda is a Jedi Master
Anakin's a big disaster
Don't know where I heard this word
The Jedi lightsaber's stronger than the sword
Naboo fighters fly
Obi-Wan doesn't lie
Duel of the fates
I'm sure no one hates
Jar Jar is a clutz
But Wicket's more a clutz
Darth Maul was cut in half
The prices to are in half
Chewie is a big fuzzball
And likes to laugh at all
Darth Vader an Luke are one hand short
Or something of the sort
Palpatine was the senator
But now he is the Emperor
Wedge is a pilot brave
And in the end it will bring him to his grave
Mace Windu is a Jedi black
Has he ever played sabacc
Han owes money
Queen Amidala's sweet as honey
Qui-Gon is a holy man
Panaka is a brave man



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