Leia's Ruined Picnic

One sunny day on Hoth (which was very rare), Leia invited Han to a picnic on Naboo. They lifted off in their highly attractive starship and zoomed off to Naboo. They landed and jumped out.
Leia had known Han would say yes, so she pulled a Wookiee-sized picnic basket from her pocket. She opened it and, "Chewbacca, what are you doing here?"
Chewie was holding a silver platter with chicken, peas, apples, mangos, lemonade (which surprised everyone), and a gigantic furball containing a paycheck.
"Fat chance," she said. She snatched the food before Chewie lowered back down. Leia laid down her expensive picnic blanket. They gathered all their food and were about to eat when an ant walked by. It scooped up 8 peas and Han's chicken. They spent about a half an hour trying to get all the food back.
Then a hot and sweaty Leia and Han were about to sip their lemonade, when a giant vacuum sucked it up. They spent another half hour getting the vacuum down and squeezing all the lemonade out of it. Then another 10 yelling at Chewie for unauthorized vacuums.
They sat down and had just taken the first bite, when Boba Fett landed his ship next to them. Boba jumped out and shoved Han in the cooler, for old carbonite memories. Leia opened the cooler and let Han out.
"I have come for the food! I mean, I have come to blast to apart!" Boba yelled. He blasted at the food, which turned into mush. To make a grand finale, he put the lemonade glasses on his deep fryer, which malfunctioned and blasted the mush on everyone's faces.
Han and Leia took their glasses and poured them on the mush. Boba sat down on the blanket. Leia scraped of the mush and ate it. Boba and Han did the same. "At least we got our picnic" Leia said, as they rushed onto their starship