Q: When did Anakin's Jedi teachers know he was going bad?
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: What do you call a female Mandalorian?
A: A Womandalorian.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss?
Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
A: In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.
Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A: A bow TIE.
Q: Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
A: To get to the other dementia.
Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in it.
Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
Q: Why did Yoda cross the road?
A: Because the chickens Forced him to.
Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside.
Q: Who tries to be a Jedi?
Q: Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.
Q: What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
A: It gets wet.
Q: Why do Twi'leks like to flip coins?
A: So that they can say, "Heads or tails!"
Q: As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?
A: "When You Wish Upon A Death Star".
Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends.
Q: What do Jawa's have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
A: Baby Jawas.
Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A: The appetizer.
Q: Why do vornksrs stop slowly?
A: They're afraid of whiplash.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
Q: What's the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?
A: The Ackbar.
Q: How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?
A: He'd Wedge himself in.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
Q: How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
A: None, if the room's dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc.
Q: What do Gungans put things in?
A: Jar Jars.
Q: Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the road?
A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A: Do well, you will do!