Palpatine is zapping Luke, and Luke says, "Father, please! It tickles!!!"
Ephant Mon walks into Chalmun's cantina and Wuher asks, "Why the long face?"
Two Stormtroopers walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
After Anakin is done dueling with Dooku, he says, "Very good, let me give you a hand."
Lucas gets his films mixed up... "Episode III: Vaders of the Lost Gundark"
There's a sale at the Maul.... everything's half off.