~Why did the chicken cross the road?~

Hmmm. The chicken tried not. It did or did not.

What if the chicken doesn't survive the trip?
He's worth a lot to me.

Who is the more chicken?
The chicken who stays, or the chicken who crosses the road?

The chicken is the chosen one.

The ability to cross the road is
insignificant next to the power of the Force.

The party ended.

The odds of successfully crossing the
road are 3,720 to one.

I was not elected to discuss this
crossing in a committee!

And there's a even greater danger; if this
chicken escapes, he will return across another road.

It's the chicken that made the Kessel
run in less than 12 parsecs.

But, my lord, is crossing the road legal?

This chicken is the fastest runner in the outer rim territories.

I'd be more worried about the duck crossing,
than the chicken.

At last we will reveal our motives to the chicken,
at last we will cross the road.

It was a chicken from Naboo.

Are you sure the chicken can cross it?

If the chicken does not appear across the road, it does not exist.

To pick up some power converters.

I... I helped it. I helped it cross them all. And not just
the roads. But the freeways... and the highways too.

General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for any chickens to cross the road.

Bleep beep beep bleep.

I will not let this mystery, which has stood for a thousand years,
go unsolved. My investigations will not fail.