~You Might be an Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader Fan If....~
2. You claim to random individuals that you're their long lost father...
3. ...even if they know who their parents are.
4. ...even if you're younger than them.
5. ...even if you're a girl.
6. You're incredibly tempted to throw your boss/teacher off high places.
7. You pretend to asthma just to breath like him.
8. You cut an arm off your Luke Skywalker action figure.
9. You become obsessively attracted to politicians who are older than you.
10. When you start to get mad you start humming the Imperial March.
11. You hate sandboxes.
12. You actually know what all the controls in Anakin's Pod Racer do.
13. You painted your baseball batt/hockey stick red or blue except for the grip.
14. You keep on attempting to choke people with your mind...
15. ...and actually succeeded.
16. You dream of having a horrible accident so you look more like Darth Vader.
17. You really wanted to take flying lessons but decided against it since you
don't want to challenge him as "the greatest pilot in the galaxy".
18. You pretend that you don't have a father.
19. Your Vader and Anakin posters have slob marks all over them from kissing them so much.
20. You painted a bucket black and wear it on your head.
21. When you were/are in school always wore/wear your bath robe.
22. You fantacise about cutting your mentor in half.
23. When you kids/younger siblings disobey you, you say that they don't know the power of the Dark Side.
24. You make a computer and name it C-3PO.
25. At the work place you constantly kill... er... fire those you're in charge of.
26. You know why Vader doesn't trip on his cape.
27. You plan to kill your step-brother or get a step-brother then kill him.
28. You don't believe that three people have played Vader/Anakin in all. HE'S REAL DAMMIT!
29. After seeing Vader/Anakin's death you commonly wore black . Not that you didn't before.
30. You weren't aware that this list is funny.