Which alien are you?

You wake up in the morning and open the window. What do you see?

Darkness, fog.
Grass, flowers.
Imperial Palace.
Fish and water.
My palace.
A temple.
A desert.
Plains and grasslands.
A rainforest.
The Badlands.
Trees.



You step away from your window, and get dressed. What do you wear?

Overalls and a long-sleeved shirt.
A hooded robe.
Does it matter? My spiritality is more important.
Tight-fitting clothes.
Something dark.
Something sorta royal.
Something nuteral that makes me blend in.
Something comfortable.
Jeans and a t-shirt.
Something that fits my hair.
Very little, if anything.



You decide to carry your favorite weapon. What is it?

A dagger.
An assassin's knife.
Pfft, my weapons are my servants.
A blaster.
Weapon? *hides*
The pen is mightier than the sword.
My plants are more than they seem...
A staff.
I don't need weapons.
My mind.
My strength is enough.



So, you leave for work. What is your job?

Mercenary
Dancer/Mercenary
Politician/Spy
Assassin
Crimelord
Artist
Farmer
A gardener
Soldier
Pilot or hunter.
Trader/Store owner



Along the way, you're attacked by a wild animal. What do you do?

Run away!
Order one of my servants to kill it for me
There's wild animals at the top of Coruscant?
Slash it to pieces with your blade
Shoot it.
Stab it with my dagger.
Grab it, perform a Vampire-like act.
Fight! Fight!
Pray to [insert name of whoever you pray to] for help.
Kill it with your bare hands.
Try and calm it down.



Well, you've gotten away from the animal now, and you arrive safely at work only to have one of your co-workers do something that annoys you greatly. How do you respond?

Yell at him
Forgive him.
Smile and act friendly... but I'll spend the next several weeks plotting his demise.
Kill him.
Send one of my thugs to assassinate him.
Yell and threaten him
Forgive him, and pray for his repentance.
Slash him to bits within seconds.
You punch him.
You get mad, but don't hurt him.
Glare at him.



You manage to get through work, and head home. What do you do with the remainder of the day?

Work in the garden
Hide in the shadows; the light, it burns!
Watch tv.
Go fishing.
Plot ways to overthrow your superiors.
Admire your possessions.
Paint, draw, write.
Hang out in the local cantina.
Dance, or watch a play.
Go hunting, or play-fight with someone.
Kill things, or plan attacks.



Finally, you go to bed. What do you think about before falling sleep?

A song that you're making.
The people you want to... eliminate.
How much money you could get from selling an upgraded toaster.
The uprise in slavery.
My beautiful plants.
The person I'm guarding.
My next victim.
My family.
My job.
How better to keep my inferiors in line.
Food.