You're sleeping and having a wonderful dream. But your apprentice wakes you up. You...?
Lesson 1: Never wake me up. You'd zap your apprentice with Force lightening.
Smack them across the head.
It was only a dream, so you ask your apprentice why they woke you.
Turns out you'd told your apprentice the night before to wake you up early. Your response?
Make a joke about your age and how you forget these things.
It had been a test. Lesson 1 was never to wake you. You zap them again.
Thank them for their obediance.
Now you're awake and getting dressed. What do you put on?
A tan tunic, tan pants, and a brown cloak. Brown's in style, obviously.
Black pants, black tunic, black cloak. Betcha can't see me in the dark.
Whatever. Black, brown, even real colors. Does it matter?
You go to eat but find your apprentice just finished your favorite cereal. Oh, no!
You eat the last of their cereal! Mwahaha!
Use the Force to make them throw it up. Sure you can't eat it, but watching them throw up made you feel better.
Lecture them on why they are not to eat your cereal.
So you decide to go to the grocery store for more cereal. You walk in and see a 100-credit chip on the floor. What do you do?
Find the person who dropped it and return it.
Find the person who dropped it.... and laugh at them.
You get to the cereal aisle and find that they're out of your favorite cereal!
You sneak into the back and look around for your cereal.
You kindly ask a passing employee if there's any in back, but only if they look like they're not busy.
You blow the store up and try the other store down the road.
Now that you have some cereal you can leave. Do you...?
Stuff the cereal under your cloak and leave. I don't need to pay for this, pfft.
You pay... with the money you found earlier.
Pay for my cereal and leave.
On your way home from the store another speeder cuts you off....
You let it pass. But you get their license plate number so you can later track them down and have your revenge.
You shoot their fuel tank. What? I can carry blasters too...
You forgive them. Maybe it was an emergancy. Even if it wasn't it's not that important, so there's no need to linger on it.
So you go home and eat. After that you head out to train your apprentice a bit... What kind of test do you have for them?
Two minor politicians are squabbaling and you want your apprentice to mediate.
You want to test your apprentice's endurance and survival skills, so you send them without food or water into a jungle.
You make them walk past a begger to see if they'll give money to the begger or not.
Your apprentice fails. What now?
You make them watch as the begger is killed by a theif who takes the money your apprentice gave the begger.
You tell your apprentice that they did a good job, mediation isn't an easy task.
The weak move over to make room for the strong. You lost an old apprentice, you now find a new one.
Neither you nor your apprentice feel like cooking, but it's dinnertime now. So you go out to eat. Your food's just arrived, but there's been a mistake! The waiter droid's brought you someone else's food. ...and from the smell of it, it's got to be Hutt food.
You explain the mistake to the droid who gets you the right thing, then you give the other food to a nearby Hutt.
You push the droid and dish off the balcony and demand real food.
You explain the mistake to the droid who gets you the right thing... And as soon as the droid's back is turned you throw the Hutt food off the balcony.
You get your food and eat it. After you leave you're walking home when you spot an alien being robbed in an ally...
It's not your fault, not your problem, and you don't really care anyway. You ignore them and move along.
You make the robbers go away, then let the alien go free.
You kill the robbers, and just as the alien's thanking you for saving them, you kill the alien too.
You finally make it home. You have time to do one last thing before going to bed. What is it?
You review plans, schemes, and ideals with your apprentice.
You train with lightsabers and blasters a bit.
You and your apprentice meditate for a while.
Ok, time for bed. Any last words to your apprentice before you go to sleep?
"Wake me up early tomorrow. ...but don't forget Lesson #1."
"Good job today, you're really progressing. Goodnight."
You don't say much. A simple goodnight is all.
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